i have a redick time getting drunk bc my tolerance is so high, but today i found the solution. drink on an empty stomach. i literally had nothing to eat all day then started drinking at 1:30 till about 6 which led to a nice little buzz then came home and ate an apple. i thinking about just giving up food for lent. all the other moores are sticks think it’s my time to jump on that band wagon. t minus two week until vegas.. i can at least make till then. any suggestions?
running into someone that you de-friended on facer and being confronted about it. then being so drunk you have no clue what she is talking about and swear that you didn’t do it. then have your sidekick remind you of the situation of why you de-friended her. i was like just friend request me again. hopefully she got too drunk to forgot that i said that. oh and she’s engaged and doesn’t want me to tell her ex-bf. i might slip just because she’s cray.
I was intrigued when I heard this cat lady was eating cat food, but I almost puked when she started eating wet food.
Then there was Nathaniel who was in a committed relationship with his car. He even bones down with it.
I can’t handle these cray cray fools.
my occupation last night was a nurse. my name was tiffany. and i gave out fake phone numbers. this morning i’m beyond hungover, but soooo fun.
i hit 100% of my goals last month which entitles me to $500 and an assigned parking spot! pretty sure the assigned parking spot is the best incentive! friday i find out if i got rookie sales-ho of the year. wish me lucks.
sooo much for thinking i was getting a fatty check. i got a fatty bill. thanks democraps.
is this cute in a southern girl way or just plain redneck? considering i have two followers it could go either way so i need both votes please.
family in town. decorating the new crib. never spent a grand in home goods in less than an hour then another four in less than 48 hours. xanex needed. caught sick shit from west elm. got home leg table was broken. antelope couldn’t get put together correctly. bar was missing hinges for shelves. cussed those fools out. they put another table together for me. then the antelope. then they paid me $100 to get the hell out of the store. wireless printer working. vodka kicking in. life is good. pics to follow in the am.
why can’t this be in cali?? oh that’s right because i live in a liberal state, fml. i could have been a huge hit on LMN. #femalethatpacks.
does anyone know that i laugh anytime i hear the word “female”? almost as good as when someone wants to “axe” me something.
Casting Call! I was asked to get the word out about this…sounds intriguing: We are working with a women’s network on a new series all about women who either open carry, conceal carry or are just passionate about guns. The docu-series will follow these women as they balance being mothers, friends, and protecting themselves and their family. We are looking for women who are proud and celebrate the right to bear arms. Contact: Lauren Waters, Casting Director, Lion Television, 304 Hudson, Suite 505, New York, NY 10013, 917-606-3844
L-“i think that you are really funny, pretty, are blunt, and speak your mind and truth”
M- say it aint so. am i really that blunt?